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Just Funny
Good Old Days Test
You have to love some of these! I cant relate to all, but def a bunch of tthem!

Views: 841 | Date Added: February 20, 2008
Aging With Humor
I hope I know what humor is if i reach 100

Views: 281 | Date Added: February 20, 2008
Kids - Ya gotta love em!
Would you just look at the expression on the 'other' little girl's face! That is absolutely priceless! A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. 'That's a serious step,' he said. 'Have you thought it out completely?' 'Yes,' his young son answered. 'We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.' 'How about transportation?' the father asked. 'I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,' the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, 'What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know.' 'We've thought about that, too,' the little boy replied. 'We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!'

Views: 383 | Date Added: February 04, 2008
7 Kinds of sex
Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

Views: 432 | Date Added: February 04, 2008
What Woman want!
Makes ya think!

Views: 372 | Date Added: January 30, 2008
Things A Stressed Woman May Say At Work
Wow stress sux!

Views: 300 | Date Added: January 29, 2008
Why Men are Usually Not Depressed!
Im so glad IM a man!

Views: 653 | Date Added: January 28, 2008
You Know You Are Living In 2008 When...
ha so ture!

Views: 361 | Date Added: January 14, 2008
Assicons
haha these are great. I know just where I will us them!

Views: 383 | Date Added: December 17, 2007


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